171070 notesgirls are attracted to assholes because in elementary school girls were told “if he’s mean to you that means he likes you”
the da vinci code has been cracked
171070 notesgirls are attracted to assholes because in elementary school girls were told “if he’s mean to you that means he likes you”
the da vinci code has been cracked
20880 notesi’m just still so entertained by this
i really am
i want to put this on job applications
oh no is this making the rounds again help
104655 notesnothings worse than soft grapes
soft apples
soft dicks
☾☻soft grunge blog☻☽
152734 notesA minute of silence for all the good books with bad movie adaptions.
A minute of silence for all the bad books that are getting movie adaptations.
A minute of silence for books with the movie adaptation on the front cover
A minute of silence for The Last Airbender
ten minutes of silence for The Last Airbender
Two hours of stunned horrified silence for The Last Airbender.
elphabaforpresidentofgallifrey:
84491 noteshello 911 yes i’d like to report a murder
this bitch killed my vibe
118265 notesdo you ever just want to scream “NO ONE FUCKING LIKES YOU” in someones face
mirror*
18658 notesYou’ll see soon enough.
Guys what are you doing this was only supposed to get five notes
No matter, you will all still get the ask *Sigh*
28964 notesabandoned theme parks look rad as fuck someone go explore one with me
you are the first five minutes of supernatural
79206 notesIf I ever tell you I’m going to sleep and then you see me posting or liking things online for about an hour immediately after that, I promise I wasn’t lying to you, I’m just bad at going to sleep and it is usually a long process that begins with disengaging from any sort of immediate contact with people (chats, for example) and ends when everything on my screen is blurry and I’m hallucinating plot points I haven’t written yet
15209 notesIn France, they don’t say ‘I Love You’. They say instead “cet homme a volé un peu de pain et je vais le chasser pour le reste de sa vie avant de sortir avec lui, je veux dire le mettre en prison”
Tragically beautiful.
WHY
284050 noteswhat if all your fingers just turned into tongues… like what would you even do
dude people with vaginas would have the best time getting off
“People with vaginas”
what are those called again
I can’t remember
this is what yahoo payed 1.1billion dollars for